10 – Flori-fauna

Every now and then my brain comes up with a whacky Scifi idea – and this one involved having plants instead of hair.

Intrigued? Read on!

Essay A

Verdera brushed her stalks off her face and sneaked a peek at Yesil. His head was bent over his Biology textbook, frowning as he scribbled furious notes into the margin.

Adorable, as usual. 

She looked back at Miss Grӧnner and tried to pay attention. It was all basic knowledge, she wasn’t sure why it merited such diligent note taking from Yesil. 

“The co-evolution of flora and fauna resulted in a new branch of the evolutionary tree – the flori-fauna. One where the plants and animals lived in a symbiotic relationship – the flora providing ATP for the fauna to use, and the fauna ensuring a fertile seedbed, sufficient water and constant access to sunlight.” 

She paused for effect. “We are all very lucky to have our flori-hair” she said, caressing the strands of the Mandevilla vines that came off her head in waves, “for without it, as a species we would probably have to spend all of our day eating for sustenance. Can you imagine that?”

“Eeeewwww” and “Gross!” echoed across the class.

Verdera rolled her eyes at the predictability of 16 year olds. 

She eyed her classroom full of vibrant tropical vines atop every head in the class. The fuschia’s of Jamie’s Bougainvillea and blood reds of Miranda’s Hibiscus added pops of color to the front row, while the strong scents of Ron’s Honeysuckles and Layla’s Jasmine were filling the back of the classroom. In between were shades of exuberant greens on large leaves and long vines flowing off the top of everyone’s heads. 

All, except one. Yesil’s pine needles always stuck out. He was on exchange from the northern regions, where naturally everyone had hair like his. His skinny, dull green needle-hair looked underwhelming next to the profusion of tropical, loud and colorful flori-hair here, but Verdera couldn’t help being drawn to it all the same.  

He suddenly looked up and around, and the sudden eye contact shocked Verdera into dropping her pencil. She felt the heat creep up along her neck and cheeks. When she dared to look back again, Yesil was back at his scribbling, but with a little smile on his face this time. 

When the bell rang, her whole class hurried out for a sun break, but Verdera took her time packing up, covertly watching Yesil as he gathered his things. As the rest of the class filtered out, he too seemed to be taking his own sweet time packing up. Verdera bit her lip, and kept her head down, surprised but glad when Yesil suddenly walked over to her desk. 

“Hi! Youre Verdera right?” 

“Umm. Yeah?”

“Hey! I’m Yesil!” he said, as if every girl in the school didn’t already know the hottest exchange student the school had ever had.

“Hey listen, so my friends were saying you’ve got the record in this town for having the longest hair or something?” He eyed her bun of Elephant Creeper curiously. 

“Umm. Yeah, yeah I do. It was measured 2 years ago but pretty sure no one has beaten it yet.”

“Really? That’s amazing! I love this stuff – this little biological quirk we have, you know? I look at some of the other apes in the zoos that don’t have flori-hair, and it always makes me think that it’s such an amazing feat of biology that has made us humans so successful today! I mean, if had to generate energy by eating other animals like the chimps do?” He shuddered dramatically and then grinned at her.

Verdera was quite speechless, but couldn’t stop an answering smile from face. He was just so adorable!

“Anyway, I got side-tracked! So, I wanted to ask, would you umm… Could I take a look at it? Your flori-hair I mean. I wanted to write about it for my biology mid term paper. I thought it would be cool to write about the longest hair in the world!”

Verdera managed to awaken her speech center again. “Yes, I would be happy to help! Would.. Would after school today work?”

“Yeah that sounds great! See you then!”

Verdera smiled shyly as she watched him go. Layla was going to lose her mind when she heard about this.

Essay B

The fluorescent lights of the biology wing were a death sentence for a good mood. For Elara, whose head was a cascading waterfall of vibrant, fuchsia bougainvillea and tangled jasmine vines, the dim hallway felt like a wilted sigh. She could feel her energy flagging, the usual mid-morning slump being a literal metabolic dip.

Then she saw him, sitting in the back of AP Calculus: the new exchange student from the Oslo Habitats.

While the rest of the class looked like walking botanical gardens—bright hibiscus petals and neon-green creepers—he was a quiet, sharp contrast. Instead of tropical flair, his head was crowned with a dense, structured thicket of silver-blue spruce and hardy, dark needles of Scotch pine. It didn’t flow; it stood its ground, architectural and stoic.

When the bell finally rang for “Solar Noon,” the school moved with the synchronized urgency of a forest turning toward the light. The courtyard was a sea of teenagers sprawling on the grass, tilting their heads back to photosynthesize. Elara found him sitting on a stone bench, his spine straight, looking intensely at a textbook. He wasn’t sprawled out like the others. He looked like he was bracing for a storm that wasn’t coming.

“You know, you’ll get a better charge if you loosen the clip,” Elara said, dropping her bag beside him.

He looked up, his eyes a steady gray that matched his needles. “Lukas. And it’s not a clip. It’s structural support. In the North, we keep the canopy tight to retain heat.”

Elara laughed, her jasmine blooms releasing a faint, sweet scent that made Lukas’s nose twitch. “Well, welcome to the Tropics, Lukas. Here, we let it all hang out. I’m Elara.”

She shook her head, and her bougainvillea vines—nearly three feet long—swirled around her shoulders. They were messy, impulsive, and constantly snagging on her earrings. “My hair is basically a mood ring. If I’m stressed, the petals drop. If I’m happy, I’m a walking perfume shop. It’s a lot of maintenance.”

“It’s… efficient,” Lukas said, his voice dropping a subsidized octave. He reached out, then hesitated. “In Oslo, we value the evergreen. We don’t change with the seasons. We endure. My hair doesn’t drop petals because it doesn’t have time for vanity. It’s built for the long game.”

They sat together in silence for a moment, the sun beating down on their respective biomes. Elara could feel the sugar rushing into her system, her vines tingling with the influx of glucose. She felt buoyant, expansive. Beside her, Lukas seemed to be absorbing the light differently—slowly, deeply, like he was storing it in his marrow.

“You’re very loud,” Lukas said suddenly.

Elara blinked. “I haven’t said anything in three minutes.”

“Not your voice,” he gestured to her head. “Your flora. It’s bright. It’s vibrant. It demands to be looked at. It’s very… distraction-heavy.”

Elara felt a flush creep up her neck, and a small, white jasmine bud near her ear tucked itself shut. “And you’re very… guarded. Do those needles ever soften?”

“Only if it rains,” he admitted, a small smile finally breaking through his stoicism. “Then the pine scent gets quite strong. My mother says it smells like ‘home,’ but the kids here just say I smell like a car freshener.”

“I like the smell of pine,” Elara said, leaning in just a fraction. “It’s steady. My vines are always reaching for the next thing, grabbing onto fences, pulling me in ten directions. You look like you know exactly where your roots are.”

Lukas looked at her, and for the first time, he didn’t look like a fish out of water. He looked like a tree finding its place in a new forest. He reached out and gently untangled a stray jasmine vine that had snared itself on his thumb. The sharp, blue-green needles of his hair brushed against her soft, pink petals. It was a clash of climates—the impulsive, blooming South meeting the resilient, unshakable North.

“Maybe,” Lukas whispered, “I could use a little more sunlight. And you could use a little more structure.”

Elara felt a surge of energy that had nothing to do with the sun. Her bougainvillea pulsed a deeper shade of magenta. “It’s a deal. But fair warning: if you hang out with me, you’re going to end up with glitter in your needles. It’s a botanical inevitability.”

Lukas closed his textbook, his silver-blue pine shimmering in the midday heat. “I think I can live with that.”

Essay B is AI! It kind of messed up botany (Bougainvillea one sentence and Jasmine the next, Bougainvillea doesn’t have a scent, flowers don’t glitter) and had some odd adjectives (neon-green creepers, subsidized octave)

“Write a YA ‘slice-of-life’ story with a sci-fi twist. In this world, human hair is replaced by vibrant, living flora (bougainvillea, hibiscus, jasmine) that sustains the body through sunlight. High schoolers treat their ‘sun breaks’ like lunch periods.

Focus on the chemistry between a local girl with long, tropical vines and a ‘fish-out-of-water’ exchange student with hardy northern evergreens. Use the biology of their hair as a metaphor for their personality differences. The tone should be sweet, slightly nerdy, and centered on a classroom crush.”

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